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Sunday, 17 May 2009 13:02 |
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Brazillian: a) Something celebrity ladies do which involves wax and bikinis. b) What Peter Mandelson has unnatural sex with.
Megan Fox: Stunningly beautiful up and coming Hollywood starlet. In all fairness we must point out that she's a bit thin, those tattoos make her look trampy and she can't act. She's also going out with Uncle Derek from the Sarah Connor Chronicles, who's old enough to be her older brother - oh my God!
Dylan Jones: Hagiographer of Mr David "Dave" Cameron (leader of the resistance against Soviet Britain). As a lead contributer to Live Magazine, he has spoken out on many issues of the day, including ties and the poor dress-sense of British men. Also recently broke into political policy making by promoting the excellent 'Make fat dolites deport themselves by giving them a few bob' concept, which is being looked at in detail by conservative intellectuals. Dylan speaks for the generation of men whose busy lives spending their millions nonetheless leaves enough time for manly activities such as cage-fighting and fretting over their appearance like Posh Spice. Advertisers believe this 'Patrick Bateman' demographic is one of the fastest growing sectors of the economy. |
