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Mail readers are not in favour of free speech, a Mail poll confirmed today. 86% of Mail readers voted in support of not allowing 'anti-war protests at troops' homecomings'. The poll will come as a surprise to some Mail readers who often vehemently argue that they are part of the 'silent majority' repressed by an overtly fascist government who has stripped them of free speech using the smokescreen of Political Correctness and Human Rights.
Mail editor and chairman of the PCC's Editor's Code of Practice Committee (you couldn't make that up) Paul Dacre is thought to be disappointed in the poll's dismissal of freedom of speech (he has, after all, spent some time recently arguing with Max Moseley about press freedoms), but pleased that the poll demonstrated his bigoted shitrag had succeeded in creating a massive fear of Muslims (considering the protesting 'mob' appeared to consist of about 15 idiots).
When questioned about the Mail's own anti-war stance (proudly mentioned in a Mail editorial this week), Dacre is thought to have argued that anti-war protests are not bad per se and could still be conducted by the indigenous, hard-working and law-abiding citizens of Britain.
Mail superstar Richard Littlejohn is believed to have been informed of the poll results whilst he sunned his bloated body next to a pool in Florida. He is believed to have commented that the results did not surprise him, as although he considered himself a champion of free speech he had in fact just dedicated a whole column to demanding these particular protesters be 'deported' and preferably locked in Guantanamo Bay. Littlejohn, aware that his arguments could be construed as racist by Guardianistas, was quick to point out that he had in the same week written an eloquent argument in defence of 'devout Muslims' who wanted their kids protected from horrific 'gay propaganda' in school.
He is not thought to have offered any comment on his wonderfully witty mocking of a Muslim who had allegedly suffered racial abuse ('look at his beard! He looks like a pirate!') that he had tactfully placed underneath his defence of 'devout Muslims'. |
