ANGRY MOB

A shock new poll today revealed that far from hating scrounging single mums, Mail readers actually want to support more single mums with their hard-earned-taxpayers-money. Whilst the government tries new methods to reduce teenage pregnancies, such as running an information campaign on what help and advice is available to teenagers - whether they be considering having sex or may have already become pregnant.

The Mail readers insist that such a campaign is not neccesary as abortion is actually murder. Mail readers are thankful that New Labour have spent 12 years skewering the benefits system so that single mums are able to live the lifestyle of any footballer's wife.

Mail readers do not suffer from Ephebiphobia.

However, Mail readers return to form when faced with a searching question about Jade Goody and 'people's' Princess Diana: Is Jade the new Princess Diana?. No, respond 91% of Mail readers. The very question is akin to heresy.

Simply the best, Diana tops poll of insignificant dead women.