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Monday, 01 February 2010 12:14 |
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Now where have I seen this before...?
In other news, "The Terrorists" now claim that instead of the expulsion of western troops from Saudi, and a dismantling of the state of Israel, they will be content with 'Half' from now on. Their leader also claimed to be an 'agent of chaos', and was looking to recruit new members. No longer is being a Muslim a prerequisite, just the willingness to beat your mates to death with a broken pool cue or 'take one for the team' while wearing a clown mask ('increased shares for the survivors' was mentioned).
MI5 reacted angrily, saying, "Oh look what you've done, we've missed that really cool bit where the Lamborghini gets crashed and the hospital blows up now!"
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