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Written by Uponnothing
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Monday, 12 October 2009 21:09 |
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Tabloid Watch points out that today's Mail article claiming Britain is the worst country in Europe only actually considers life in 10 European countries and has a strange obsession with fuel prices and keeping our homes warm. Tabloid Watch points out that this might just be because the 'survey' was conducted by uSwitch, a website just happening to offer the service of finding you a cheaper energy supplier. Naturally the Mail - and many others who claim to hate the very country they long to save - pick up this article and churn it out even though it serves as little more than free advertising for uSwitch and a chance for the newspaper to show off more 'evidence' that Britain really is the worst country, ever.
Surely though, Mail readers - those people that complain about anyone moving into their precious Britain - would not support the claim that Britain is the worst country in Europe:
Oh. They do. Well, why don't they all just do us a favour and fuck off then? |
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Written by Uponnothing
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Saturday, 28 March 2009 10:47 |
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A shock new poll today revealed that far from hating scrounging single mums, Mail readers actually want to support more single mums with their hard-earned-taxpayers-money. Whilst the government tries new methods to reduce teenage pregnancies, such as running an information campaign on what help and advice is available to teenagers - whether they be considering having sex or may have already become pregnant.
The Mail readers insist that such a campaign is not neccesary as abortion is actually murder. Mail readers are thankful that New Labour have spent 12 years skewering the benefits system so that single mums are able to live the lifestyle of any footballer's wife.
Mail readers do not suffer from Ephebiphobia.
However, Mail readers return to form when faced with a searching question about Jade Goody and 'people's' Princess Diana: Is Jade the new Princess Diana?. No, respond 91% of Mail readers. The very question is akin to heresy.
Simply the best, Diana tops poll of insignificant dead women.
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Last Updated on Friday, 28 August 2009 12:20 |
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Written by Uponnothing
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Friday, 13 March 2009 14:43 |
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Mail readers today made it very clear that charity begins at home, and should preferably end at home. A staggering 75% of readers - that's 3 in 4 - voted that we should no longer be giving aid to Africa.
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Last Updated on Friday, 28 August 2009 12:23 |
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Written by Uponnothing
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Friday, 13 March 2009 14:38 |
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Mail readers are not in favour of free speech, a Mail poll confirmed today. 86% of Mail readers voted in support of not allowing 'anti-war protests at troops' homecomings'. The poll will come as a surprise to some Mail readers who often vehemently argue that they are part of the 'silent majority' repressed by an overtly fascist government who has stripped them of free speech using the smokescreen of Political Correctness and Human Rights.
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Last Updated on Friday, 28 August 2009 12:24 |
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